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In which I do not like ten pin bowl

Everything's a bit quiet on the online dating front at the moment. Possibly due to me being such a hard-nosed, judgemental, middle-of-the-road drama queen bitch. I just don't know yet.

So, while we wait, let's take a moment to look at what responses my profile on OkCupid has had so far.


"do u like ten pin bowl"Collapse )
Hello fans.

Well, I *did* say I was going to start updating this again, didn't I? Yeah, ok, I said that months ago. But still, I'm here now.

Anyway, faced with a lifetime of singledom, and the fate of dying alone, my corpse only being discovered when the neighbours noticed the foul smell and flies gathering around the window, I have decided to try ONLINE DATING. 


Let's start at the very beginning. eHarmony.Collapse )

Okay, so Nicky's voice may not be to everyone's tastes (it is to mine though!), but this is definately my favourite track of Journal for Plague Lovers....I even got a little emotional on first hearing it...

Writer's Block: Word for Word

How many (if any) songs do you know by heart? What are they?


How long is a piece of string? I don't think many people would be able to name all of the songs they know by heart, surely?

Writer's Block: What is your name?

If you were to have another name, what would it be?


Regina Felange...

Flowers...

Another silly and completely pointless article I've had published:

http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/39Be-careful-if-ordering-flowers.5086544.jp

He will die at my hand...

I overheard one of the journalists - who I had already found to be a massive prick - criticising one of my articles to another journalist this morning. He said "I don't know who wrote it, but what kind of article is that?"

Funny, he knew who I was yesterday when he tried to pawn one of his less important stories off on me.

More articles

Another article of mine that has appeared online....this was bylined in the paper and took up quite a lot of space...

http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/Teenager-dies-after-twovehicle-collision.5077730.jp

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